Giving Candy to a Baby
I think this training stuff is a bit too easy. Mother-person started me off with a ‘clicker’. She made a noise with this little gadget and then gave me a treat straight away – a piece of really smelly, well-aged vienna sausage! Yum! And she did that lots of times!
Then she stopped and I looked at her for a bit, and then I got bored, so I sat and she did it again. I had to get up to get the treat – why couldn’t she just give it to me?
I got bored again and sat down – and she clicked again! And I got another treat!
Then I realised – if I sat, I could make her click and give me a treat! And it works – every time! Boy, is she stupid!